breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

cumber-bitches:

but-you-never-get-it-right:

cumber-bitches:

can someone do me a massive favour and photoshop a giraffe so its legs are longer than its neck

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omg thank you im crying

sofitheviking:

susiethemoderator:

Can we honestly discuss this. Look at this beautiful accurate portrayal of an Ancient Kemit (Egyptian) Queen. She looks like an Ethereal Goddess.
Reasons why we need to cast Black People as Black People.

Oh goodness this is perfection. 

sofitheviking:

susiethemoderator:

Can we honestly discuss this. Look at this beautiful accurate portrayal of an Ancient Kemit (Egyptian) Queen. She looks like an Ethereal Goddess.

Reasons why we need to cast Black People as Black People.

Oh goodness this is perfection. 

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

outrunmyself:

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Oddly adorable.

outrunmyself:

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Oddly adorable.

2013-07-13

cuteyahooanswers:

My girlfriend is an emo and we really love each other. We are both teens but she is emo, so if she asks me to become an emo with her, what should i say? 

exteriors:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover pimple*

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????


this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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