i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
can someone do me a massive favour and photoshop a giraffe so its legs are longer than its neck
omg thank you im crying
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
My girlfriend is an emo and we really love each other. We are both teens but she is emo, so if she asks me to become an emo with her, what should i say?
*uses snapchat text bar to cover pimple*
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)